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Brian's predictions for this season of The Shield

I was not having a good day today. I was very upset, very, very worked up. See, I've stayed pretty quiet on political issues my entire life - some of my closest friends don't even know which way I lean. But McCain's VP pick is so horrible, so dangerous, so WRONG, I couldn't hold back anymore. I fueled the fire by reading every news site and blog I could find (BOTH sides), and what I discovered about her just upset me more. I know it sounds dramatic, but all day I felt like I was on the verge of tears (actually at one point, one dribble did kinda sneak out).

So then Brian comes along and sends an email to my mom (aka World's Most Addicted Shield Junkie), and cc's me, with his top 10 predictions for the final season (which started this past Tuesday). And I laughed so hard, I had the good kind of tears rolling down my face! So, Shield fans, enjoy. (CAUTION: for those who haven't made it past Season 5, stop reading or you'll get some MAJOR SPOILERS! Hilarious spoilers, but spoilers nonetheless.)


1. Dick Sackey will punch someone at some point during the season.
2. Cletus Van Damme will kill a third person who is a main character and have to go back home to Arkansas to live with his cousin/mother and nephew/grandpa.
3. Ronnie will have fewer lines than any other character.
4. Dutch Boy will have a three way with claudette and aceveda, and refer to it as the captains sando.


5. There will be a gang related incident.
6. The captain will reunite with Tenille and do a reunion concert with the One-Niners as the opening act.
7. Antoine Mitchell will get released for good behavior and become president of the United States.
8. Farmington will change its name to Charmington in a publicity stunt and once Antoine is elected president, Dick Sacky will then order a secession, becoming emperor of Charmington.
9. Lem's ghost will spread cheeks on Cletus Van Damme's face.
10. Ronnie will use a bazooka to destroy the public library after he finds out Cletus' illiteracy causes him to unknowingly sign a full confession for the Strike Team related to the money train.

As always, here for your enjoyment.

WARNING - it may not be safe to believe anything I have told you and I am not liable for any damages caused by you repeating anything that I have told you, no matter how stupid you may look as a result. Some side affects commonly experienced are headaches, flatulence, groaning, and occasionally some peed pants, which said person is not liable for repairing. In rare cases some readers have experienced bleeding eyes, and if this is happening to you, for petes sake, step away from the computer and find a doctor.

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